Preface
Prologue
I: Hot Pink Edifices Amidst Neon Palm Trees
II: How I Got the Job
III: General Patton and the Three Tenors
IV: The Ferengi, the Garbage Picker, and the Stripper
V: Friends in High Places
VI: A Great Educational Opportunity
VII: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
VIII: The President Speaks
IX: A Crime Against the Bureaucracy
X: Messages on My Answering Machine
XI: Europe
XII: The Luckiest Man in the World
Epilogue
Cast of Characters
Index